Quotes!

My Mark Twain Favourites:

All you need is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good - and less trouble.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied.

Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she has laid an asteroid.